infomercial:

infomercial:

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

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bananabuttmuffin:

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

*sexting*

theshitneyspears:

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you
him: and then?
me after I nut:

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bigpandulce:

constellations-and-energy:

crazy-pages:

turning21wasunimpressive:

madmadmadamem:

galpalsincorporated:

Stop asking little girls if they have boyfriends
Stop referring to the boys that little girls are friends with as their “little boyfriends”
Stop telling little girls they’re going to have boyfriends or be “boy crazy”
Stop raising children on heteronormativity and let them be children

Additionally:
1. It’s not funny
2. It’s not cute
3. You are embarrassing them
4. You are completely disregarding them when they tell you “no” and you insist

Stop doing the same to little boys too.

They are not “a little lady’s man.”

Don’t excuse him picking on a girl as him having a crush. Correct the behavior and stop treating it like it’s cute and normal.

Also stop insisting little boys have crushes on significantly older women. It’s gross.

Just let kids be kids.

I have never encountered a child who enjoyed this treatment. 

stop instilling toxicity in our children 

As a kid I used to get embarrassed by this easily and it really affected me because it was hard to continue a friendship who identified as male simply cuz I wanted to avoid this with older people.